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We Play Life #064 - Fall of Duty: Titan Warfare

Holy shit! James Quinn and Grady Woods are in the building and podcasting with We Play Life! Welcome them back to the show with talks of scholarships, Grand Theft Auto 5: First Person Edition, gaming computer building and Call of [Titan] Duty.

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We Play Life #063 - The Power of Silence

Do you like scary games? We do and we spend the majority of the podcast talking about them as well as Ciaran's weird fascination with loud cars and whistle tips. Whistle goes WOO WOO!

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We Play Life #062 - Racist Mother

This is We Play Life! The show which does a terrible job of explaining what DOTA 2 is. We're a frigging gaming podcast, for gods sake! However we explain other stuff perfectly fine. Like the Xbox One's terrible sales numbers, reasons why we would buy a Wii U, Drive Club's failed launch, Assassins Creed: Unity controversy and Mortal Kombat X.

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We Play Life #061 - (Part 2) Beating Down the Homeless with Bateman

Having more to say about beating down the homeless, Jordie and Chelsea soldier on with more tlk on horror movies vs Horror games, Tusk, prospects of a Deadpool movie, Wolverine's shitty movies, IGN's shitty scoring system, Don't Starve multiplayer and 7 Days to Die going a little stale. This is We Play Life MIGRAINE EDITION!

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We Play Life #060 - (Part 1) Beating Down the Homeless with Bateman

Chelsea returns as co-host with Jordie as We Pay Life sets it's sights onto the dummed down MMO Destiny, building custom PC's, cats being raped and the mayhem pursued an hour before the podcast was recorded.

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We Play Life #059 - The Smell of the Matrix

Ciaran is back and We Play Life is restored back to its cynical self again. This episode we set our sights on Sims 4, Windows 8, Counter Strike: GO's community and Nicki Minaj.

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We Play Life #058 - Minus Ciaran

Ciaran didn't turn up, so Jim jumps in to save the day! Well... kinda. We troll, we laugh, we talk about the current state of horror games, an unusual policy from DC, Far Cry 4 (meh), and Amazon spending the BIG BUCKS!

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We Play Life #057 - The Naked, Foreign Speaking man (A.K.A. The Welcome Back Episode)

We're finally back! Get ready for a brand new episode after 7 months. Get ready for Ebola, siamese twins, guardians of the galaxy (no spoilers) a naked european and Silent Hills! Balls Deep.

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We Play Life #056 - Fuckmaster Pro

Ciaran finally purchased his Fuckmaster Pro and people are juding him for using it. Society is so repressed... But on a completely and more relevant note, here is episode 56 of We Play Life. GTA on PC, Chopping People up and Gabe Newell's plan for an AMA. DONE!

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We Play Life #055 - Two Weeks Late

It took us two weeks to bring out this podcast. TWO WEEKS! Christmas has been and gone, but you can still get your fill from this very christmasy episode (ha!). Welcome Michael Colman to the roster of Guests as you hear his envy over Jordie's New Years plans in Brighton. Also Ciaran contributes in some way or another. BOUND!

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We Play Life #054 - Judgement Day (We Play Anniversary)

In this very special episode of We Play Life, Ben Fox and Chelsea Farnoncombe (our resident listener) join Ciaran and Jordie for the podcasts year anniversary (in a totally non-gay way). Listen to Ciaran's hungover attitude and Jordie's sexed up demeanour as they talk about a firefly game, skynet, a potential decline in Fallout 4 and Ben's hopes and dreams of being an asian.

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We Play Life #053 - Recorder Dildo

Video Games Video Games Video Games! We look at weird and wonderful news from Telltale Games whilst Ciarans phone disrupts EVERYTHING. Jordie doesn't care for cars and Ciaran wants to watch Home Alone. ISN'T THAT NICE!

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We Play Life #052 - Ciaran is being an Asshole

52 episodes in and this is the first time we have acknolwedged it. CIARAN IS CONSTANTLY BEING AN ASSHOLE.

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We Play Life #051 - That Sounds Like A Dry One

Ever heard someone imitate the sound of dry fellatio? Now is your chance in brand new We Play Life. Listen to Jordie and Ciaran post-vidcast as they discuss careers, trippy next gen console tricks, Gravity and Kill List (the film, we aren't killers... yet).

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We Play Life #050 - Nicolas Cage and the Next Generation Console (video podcast)

Welcome to We Play Life's very first Video Podcast where we talk about the PS4's recent launch, Steam OS, puberty and Nicolas Cage's career. Watch Jordie look disapprovingly at Ciaran who decides to show off his blatent drinking problem.

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We Play Life #049 - Assassin's Greed

You want some gaming talk?! We GOTS some gaming talk! Assassin's Creed, Duke Nukem, Miasmata and so much MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE. Oh and there may be some talk about the love for face sitting and Ciaran's pretentious love for PS3 controllers.

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We Play Life #048 - Clearing the Throat of Flem

LIQUID GAMING! Not only do we talk about gaming for the whole episode, we also get interupted A LOT by Ciaran's Mum, Ciaran's Cat and Ciaran's throat. Does anyone else see a connection here?

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We Play Life #047 - The art of catching crabs

So, we still haven't gotten over GTA 5. This is evident throughout the whole of the podcast. But that isn't the only thing we talk about. Jordie has a job interview and Ciaran doesn't crab.

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We Play Life #046 - Visitor Q And The Boogaloo's

Welcome to a broken episode of We Play Life. Broken... AND AWESOME! We talk about shitty comedy films, scary thrillers and the cinematic art of Japanese teat milking. This is We Play Life.

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We Play Life #045 - Wonder-Bar!

In this ordinary episode, we lay down some deep knowledge 'n shit in films and TV Series. We also talk about Gabe Newell's true opinion of pissed off Half Life and a new opinion of Chris Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises. *warning* There are Breaking Bad spoilers at the end of this podcast. We will let you know when to turn off the podcast.

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We Play Life #044 - Peaking Duck!

Jehovah will send us to hell for this brand spanking new podcast available to ye. In this religous lesson, we learn about Jordie's pimping days in primary school, Ciaran's high school streaking parties and introduce the newest low in We Play Life history.

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We Play Life #043 - Unified

For the first time ever we use a little help from Snoop Dogg to get past a rough patch. It's nothing We Play Life can't sort out!

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We Play Life #042 - The Answer To Life, The Universe And Everything Is GTA 5

In the week that marks GTA V's long-awaited release, Jordie talks about it and Ciaran can't be bothered to write an episode description because he is too busy playing it.

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We Play Life #041 - Popeye's Jizzing Spinach

With Ciaran exhausted and Jordie feeling like Tim Curry, we enter another exceptional podcast from We Play Life. Shelving units, jizz, 144 condoms, secret projects... I know, it sounds like an orgy club owners dream come true; But this Podcast is for EVERYONE*

 

*This podcast is not for everyone. Please keep your children well away!

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We Play Life #040 - D-Man! The One And Only!

Simon Davis IS the one and only D-man and he has arrived onto We Play Life with his sexy deep voice. In this episode, we recount the tales of Simon's superhero/hitman origin story, that time Ciaran got chucked out of a bowling alley, cake farts and that crazy design for the brand new 2DS. Oh, and don't miss the resturn of Stephen Hawking, the least important guest of the show.

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We Play Life #039 - "I'm Post-Modernist Batman!"

Gamescon has been and gone, but don't you worry! We Play Life have NOT covered the whole of it, but instead decide to talk about GTA V information (in it's over abundance), Marijuana Man, in depth talks on Batman post-modernism (?), the awesome skateboarding community and tasty tasty ramon burgers.

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We Play Life #038 - D-Man Hawking

Grady 'Pimpin' Woods returns in a new episode of We Play life where we talk about turtlenecks, Half Life 3 rumours and a huge return of Jordie's obscure quote game.

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We Play Life #037 - Dan-O

Are you ready to listen to the ONLY PODCAST which features strenuous links to Only god Forgives, Deep Throat and Inland Empire? Because that highly unique podcast is right here and features Ciaran complementing Jordie's white teeth and unusual video game censoring in Australia.

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We Play Life #036 - Bronson Monopoly

There is only one Ciaran Fallon and Jordie Donachie and this is where you can listen to them talk about one particular asshole game developer, rabid Call of Duty/One Direction fans and risky subjects which can only be explored on a podcast. Take heed, for there be demons in this here podcast.

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We Play Life #035 - Escape From UK (to LA)

Ben Fox and James Quinn are back for another controversial episode of We Play Life as we discuss porn's current potential demise in the UK and the latest in Ciaran's News.

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We Play Life #034 - Belly Rub

The boys discuss the concept of millitant femmenism, glory holes and people covered in poop while sitting in very comfortable chairs.

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We Play Life #033 - Underselling The Dream

Welcome back Ben Fox and James Quinn as the podcast gets hilariously abusive.

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We Play Life #032 - Murray.

With Wimbledon annoying the ever-grumpy Ciaran, the duo discuss the meaning of facebook 'likes' and hideously millitant feminists. That last one provides some knee-slappers.

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We Play Life #031 - Bloody

The pain of ignorant singletons plagues Jordie's mind this week as the duo recall their bro-love trip to Reading and the screening of Ciaran's grad film. There is also news from the world's biggest prison.

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We Play Life #030 - Darling, Boffin and Girl

In the wake of the Xbone's turnaround, Jordie delves back into the online dating world and Ciaran talks about his imaginary friends.

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We Play Life #029 - E3 Hiccups

After the phenominal event that was E3 2013, Jordie, Ciaran and returning pimp, Grady Woods, discuss their favourite moments, fears for the future and how much the Xbox One absolutely sucks balls (except from Grady). There is also a triumphant return to Jordie's alternative news (much better, this time) and Ciaran discusses having sex with tattoo'd people.

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We Play Life #028 - Inception

Its a glorious day on We Play Life as the podcast-renowned pimp of the East, Grady Woods, joins the conversational duo to discuss MMORPG's, his love for Halo and how much of a mug he is for spending hundreds of pounds on The Sims 3. The gang (yes, gang) discuss their E3 predictions, Jordie returns with another oddball dream and Ciaran sits in an odd position.

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We Play Life #027 - Dick Chin

"Do you wanna die?" asks High School Jordie. If the answer is 'no,' then you best be listening to this incredible episode of everyone's favourite podcast, where Kano rips out Cyrax's heart, James Quinn walks like a troll and we apologise to Grady. And for those who play games, there is also speculation on having to masturbate the PS4, David Hayter's return to MGS5 and 'Jordie's Alternative News' makes a return. HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY.

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We Play Life #026 - Ciaran's Signature Roundabout Move

With the long-awaited reveal of Microsoft's 360 successor, the We Play Life Brothers (like the Blues Brothers) have an intellectual discussion (i.e. moan-fest) over the pros and cons of the machine and speculate the future of console gaming. Outside of this comes more of what you expect, including the origin of the 'furry' fetish, horse indifference and that incident with Ciaran at the park. If that last line didn't grab you, nothing else will.

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We Play Life #025 - Special Olympics (Drunk Edition)

'This is a podcast filled with purity, Love and abstinence' is NOT the kind of statement this episode would promote. Prepare for another vile podcast concerning Ciaran's love for an Akon song and hate for secondhand games whilst Jordie brings back an old segment. Oh, and they do all of this whilst on their 4th highly alcoholic beverage.

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We Play Life #024 - The Rusty French Horn

As Ciaran recounts his night of booze consumption and Taylor Swift songs with his Hebrew beard, Jordie discusses disgraceful clubbing and his vinegar strokes. Slightly more tasteful topics also grace their lips in the form of Occulus Rift, how EA have ruined gaming this week and the terrifying 'downloadable gun.' The duo also daydream about being successful enough to sell their own t-shirts.

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We Play Life #023 - SnapChat Boundaries

In this exciting episode, the disgusting duo get ready for GTA 5 and talk about what they believe the new installment will bring to the table. On the complete opposite side of things, they also talk about their snapchat woes & laughs.

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We Play Life #022 - Punch-A-Pingu

Only an episode of We Play Life could start with beer and peyote and end with Boston bombing conspiracy theories. This magical aural journey will take your ear holes through such wonderful and interesting topics as Simon Cowel's destruction of the music industry, how games have become ridiculously easy, and once again, how EA have ruined gaming this week. The duo also reveal their infamous drunken alter-egos.

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We Play Life #021 - We Can't Stop Here.

Grab some extra panties, the money stash you once left at the back of your old PS2 (you know, the pointless compartment which had no real purpose), sun cream, a wild assortment of drugs, lube and your favorite dildo because We Play Life has turned 21 and is going to Vegas, baby! (In a totally made up hypothetical situation). On the road trip through bat country, we discuss the stereotypes of racism, American History X, some possible conspiracy theories and then get very confused over the sega gaming systems... Did anyone bring the ether?

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We Play Life #020 - Heather Face

In what seems to be less 'special' and more 'expected' now, James Quinn gets in on the We Play Life action one last time before returning to Reading. The 3 handsome devils talk about Jim's amazing spontaneous pun/song creation skill, Jordie's switchblade comb and how EA have ruined gaming this week. Jordie also recounts his very David Bowie-themed dream whilst Ciaran talks about eating lemons.

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We Play Life #019 - Artistic Lucas is Dead

Recurring flannel-rocking guest James Quinn joins us again, in an episode that will make you laugh, cry, smile, frown and masturbate furiously, regardless of your gender, race, eye colour or penis/vagina size. The trio discuss the unfortunate closure of Lucas Arts (remembering some of their best games), the disgraceful free DLC that SimCity has offered up and offer up some opinions on the state of religion. Its not all as serious as it sounds, though, with major lulz over Thomas Jane's amazing crying at the end of The Mist and Ciaran with his terrible Tim Curry impression.

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We Play Life #018 - The Legal Episode

As We Play Life reaches the very legal age of 18, it gets drunk, has sex and sniffs coke (you can do that when you are 18, right?) In celebration, the duo talk about the David Hayter-less Metal Gear Solid 5, Jordie's beautiful Freddie Mercury teeth and why Ciaran doesn't like London (which somehow leads to an argument over liking the Smiths). Jordie also discusses the surprise he had with his second-hand Wii.

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We Play Life #017 - Stretch out the Batwing

Warning: This episode contains an extended segment of ball-related conversation, as the pair explain a long-standing game that they play with eachother (it's as weird as it sounds). Jordie also recounts the time he created the world's biggest spitball (I know), and Ciaran discusses his wide nostrils that prevent him from swimming.

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We Play Life #016 - The Wrecking Ball Returns

For the second week in a row, a special guest joins the cherished duo, as a wild James Quinn appears! (We used flannel shirt, and it was super effective)! The three musketeers discuss the origins of their online pseudonyms, cry over the unfair difficulty of Dark and Daemon Souls and moot the complexities of noodle smuggling. 'Would you Rather?' makes a suitably horrendous return, and Ciaran also recounts the time he was Danny Boyle.

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We Play Life #015 - Comedy Glover

The handsome Ben Fox returns as a guest on this weeks episode, bringing more award-winning comedy to this almighty freight train of entertainment. The trio discuss the cons and cons of always-online DRM, prostitutes in a nursing home and how fantastically bad a certain British newspaper is. They also discuss plans for their new sitcom starring Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman.

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We Play Life #014 - Buttplug and Poppers

A depressed and tired sounding Jordie is present this week, in the now Christianity-approved We Play Life (lol). The duo discuss EA's hateful microtransaction plan, the disgraceful CGI in Star Wars and the effects of shouting at your balls. Additionally, Ciaran plays the drums whilst Jordie plays with his iBone.

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We Play Life #013 - Mastermind Siren

The unlucky 13th episode of We Play Life dawns, to the anticipation of everyone in the world, ever. This week, Jordie ends the dating website saga of his life with some hilariously annoying stories (at least until next week) and shares another one of his completely bizarre dreams. Ciaran summarizes the PS Quad-triple announcement and receives criticism over his Devious Mango.

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We Play Life #012 - Hot Rod And The Fiddler On The Roof

The 12th episode of the world-famous 'We Play Life' has a strangely sexual flavour, with Jordie and Ciaran discussing the repressed users of dating websites, how Jordie's penis performs in the cold and 'that fucking book.' Talking of books, Ciaran releases some facebook related anger and Jordie discusses his cold penis.

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We Play Life #011 - Smear it on your Teeth

In the 11th iteration of We Play Life (recently featured as number 1 in 'The Best Podcasts Ever Made In the History of the World' magazine), Jordie and Ciaran discuss the downfall of Sim City, the paranoia induced by food hygiene charts and how manly men are scary. Also, look forward to Jordie's new game, 'Would you rather?' and 3 separate interruptions from Mrs. Fallon.

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We Play Life #010 - The Episode That Went Wrong

Episode 10! The milestone! And we screw it all up. Listen as Ciaran and Jordie lament over 'the lost podcast', cry about GTA 5's delayed release date and complain about over-patriotism. But don't worry, we lighten the mood with some awesome Day Z talk!

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We Play Life #009 - Cable Dick

In the glorious 9th episode of this widely adored podcast, Jordie finally manages to get something out into the airwaves that he has wanted to since the very first episode. He also shares another one of his entirely random dreams whilst Ciaran gets passionate over Euro Truck Simulator 2 and hurts his finger (unrelated).

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We Play Life #008 - The Writing On The Wall

A special guest joins the We Play Life duo this week in the shape of Ciaran's sister, Victoria! Offering the first female voice ever heard in the podcast's extensive 2 month lifespan, the subject matter varies from the typical Fallon family holiday, the hell of public transportation and what really happens when disgusting women use public toilets.

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We Play Life #007 - Into the Duck's Mouth

In this retrospective 7th episode, Jordie and Ciaran share some embarassing, honest and hilarious tales from their school days together. From the origins of their decade-long friendship, with Jordie being a tornado of destruction on Ciaran's possesions, to the pinacle moments that shaped them into who they are today, prepare to dicover just how the pair coped with 5 years of bullies, evil teachers and penis graffitti.

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We Play Life #006 - Red & Blue Makes Green

Listen as James Quinn joins us again in the world of We Play Life to talk about memories of the PS double and it's recent demise, Ciaran's lack of art education and Jordie's brand new (kind of) game: Guess The Obscure Quote Game!

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We Play Life #005 - Retail SUCKS! (Part B)

Part 2 of episode 4, that Jordie has creatively decided to dub "Episode 5," continues the topic of retail Hell. Jordie explains the pain of working for an ignorant manager, the retail origins of Kevin Smith and some bizarre customer encounters whilst Ciaran wears a vest.

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We Play Life #004 - Retail SUCKS! (Part A)

In the eagerly awaited (lol) episode 4, Jordie and Ciaran get a bit carried away and end up having to split the podcast in two. This first part deals with the hilariously controversial subject of relgion, Jordie's sexuality and Ciaran's highly disturbing dreams whilst delving into the hideous experiences of working in retail.

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We Play Life #003 - We Play Christmas With Our Little Helpers

In this Bonus 2-Hour Christmas Special, Jordie and Ciaran are joined by long-time friends James Quinn and Ben Fox who bring much (not so festive) cheer and trolling to the digital airwaves. The group discuss their Christmas gaming choices, the hilarity of Masterchef, the PS Triple and how Jordie is the stanky bandit. Merry Christmas!

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We Play Life #002 - To Date An AWPer

In this spectacular second episode, Ciaran and Jordie finally talk about games and the latest gaming news (It took them a whole two hour episode to talk about the main theme of the podcast, but they finally did it!). Listen to how Jordie explains the life of an internet dater whilst Ciaran Laments over the deadly AWP in Counter strike: Global Offensive. Oh, and they also discuss Gabe Newell's true process in making Half Life 3... No Biggy!

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We Play Life #001 - Big Black Implements Are Menacing!

In this episode, Jordie and Ciaran introduce the podcast in all it's glory and talk about random crap which they hope will grip a large audience. Listen as they talk about directors with large eye brows, Lionel Richie's stalkerish nature and big black implements used by Darth Vader.